Donald Trump Ask Mail Order Bride Company for Full Refund

“They said she’d be stupid. Not retarded.” – Trump

Trump has demanded that the Mail Order Bride company he ordered his wife Melania from for a full refund which equals to $150,000 which required her to marry him immediately and wash his wig twice a week.


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“If she was Mexican I’d take her green card” – Trump

Trump has already begin the process of purchasing another bride, but will make sure the next one knows better than to get caught lying.