R. Kelly: “I’m Moving to Dubai Where Pissing on Women Isn’t Frowned Upon”

“They just get me” – R. Kelly

Said R. Kelly to a packed crowd on the last leg of his tour R. Kelly says he’s continuing his career in Dubai where they understand that pissing and defecating on these hoes is just another way of showing love and affection.


Dubai Prince’s and billionaires have flown out plenty of IG models to be used as human toilets just to be sent back to America soak and wet. R. Kelly will be doing the same.

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“Sometimes I’m in the middle of making sweet love to a woman and a nigga ain’t tryna stop for a bathroom break. So I just let it fly. I drink a lot of water. I shouldn’t be judged for that.” – R. Kelly

R. Kelly says any of his fans that want to be the first to receive a Golden Shower in Dubai they must provide proof of being at least 17, but no older than 21.