“And they were a size 16 so you know what that means?!? I can’t compete with that your honor”
Said the Husband explaining to a judge during divorce court that he found a pair of Nike Air Jordans under him and his wife’s bed.
An Alabama judge called a white woman a n*gger lover after her husband revealed in divorce court that he found a pair of Jordans under their bed after coming home early from work one night.
“She always had a thing for tall dark and handsome man, and here I am short, light, and barely attractive thinking she wouldn’t cheat.” – Husband
The Judge was later fired, but not for saying n*gger lover. It was because the pair of Jordans left under the man’s bed were actually his.