Flo Rida and His Hairline Reunited on Stage for the 1st Time Since Puberty
Pop rapper Flo-rida reunited with his hairline during a recent concert in front of over 10,000 white people dancing offbeat.
An emotional event for the incredible hulk like rapper in which he had the following to say:
“I’ve heard some of the worst things said about my hairline, no wonder it ran away! I’m just glad it came back to me in one piece.”
What are some of the things people have said about you since your hairline ran away?
“I pay so much attention to my body my hairline felt neglected. My hair will retire before I do … Just so many negative things, but through it all I’m still able to sing my way to pop rapper stardom.”
How were you able to cope with your hairline missing?
“All i have to say is no more magic marker! How you think i learned to color? My hairline was 80% bullsh*t. Crayola owe me an endorsement deal!”
Well dreams do come true. Statistics say 80% of runaway hairlines rarely return to their rightful owners.