NEW YORK – “She went to twerk and her ass stood completely still that’s when we knew something wasn’t right” According to her assistant this is when they knew something was horribly wrong and decided to call 911 for further assistance.
With temperatures reaching below zero in parts of New York Singer K. Michelle was hospitalized early this morning in New York City when she realized that her butt implants weren’t responding to any type of movement.
“K. Michelle is known for her butt and without it she’s just another bitch that can sing” Said a fan who came to the hospital to show his support and according to him “hopefully get a pic of that ass up close”.
Doctors were able to successfully remove her butt implants and place them under a heater until they were ready to be reinserted into K. Michelle buttocks who otherwise would have been assed out.