MIAMI — “The news that Lebron is leaving Miami for Cleveland wasn’t the only thing on fire this morning” Said a Miami journalist reporting live from the scene of Lebron’s burning multi-million dollar mansion.
Lebron James $9 million dollar home was set on fire early this afternoon by heat fans that were upset by his decision to take his talents back to Cleveland.
“The fans that burned down his house are not the fans that will be buying Cavelier’s Jersey’s come Monday Morning. These were die hard Miamians” Said one guy who witnessed one of the fans lighting what he claims was Lebron’s used headband before throwing it onto Lebron’s front lawn. “The good thing is he won’t have to worry about packing for Cleveland”
Although teammates Bosh and Allen showed up to the scene for Lebron James; Dwyane Wade was not able to be reached and the damages will cost upwards of $1 million to replace including; trophies, rings and an extensive collection of NBA headbands.