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Lebron James Shot Down After Police Mistake Him for Masked Bank Robber…

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MIAMI“What’s 6’8, got tattoos and dressed like a God damn super hero 11 o’clock at night?!? Apparently Lebron James” Said a witness who watched police draw guns on Lebron James before shooting him two times below the waist.

Miami Police Department responded to a disturbance at a local bank where NBA star Lebron James  stopped to make an atm withdrawal while still wearing the protective mask he wore against the New York Knicks due to his broken nose.

“I seen a black man with a duffel bag and a mask running toward a suv the first thing on my mind was shoot” Said a rookie police officer who saw Lebron and his security running to a suv with his gym bag in tow. “My job is to protect and serve, but let’s be honest I’m not tryna get killed over this sh*t”

Lebron James was flown to a local hospital and treated for gun shot wounds where two doctors who admitted they were fans said he now has a legitimate reason to fall on the floor and act like he’s hurt.


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