Man Obsessed with Nicki Minaj Spent His $150K Life Savings Finding a Woman That Could Put Her P*ssy on His Sideburns
HOUSTON — Kent Smith a 43 year old Nicki Minaj fan who blew his life savings of over $150,000 on women who promised him they could do one thing; Show him the meaning of Nicki Minaj’s song lyric “Put this p*zzy on ya sideburns”.
“After hearing the song …its all I could think of!” His financial adviser says he has spent upwards of $5,000 a week on sexual favors from prostitutes in pursuit of finding just one woman. Kent admits he’s a little late on the song, but says “I don’t care! If Only I could find just one woman that could show me what she meant by saying she could put her p*zzy on my sideburns … that sh*t would make my year! I mean think about it? That’s one flexible v@gina.”
Unfortunately he never found out, but says “I will never stop searching and probably would have had a better chance looking for a stripper or one of them flexible b*tches in the Olympics.”