Prostitution is Up by 52% on the Streets of California; Experts Blame ‘Great Weather’ for Uprise in Whores on the Corner

There has been an uprise in prostitution on the streets of California and experts say nothing is at fault other than the GREAT weather they’ve been seeing lately.

“Hookers are normal people they like sunlight and cold water just like the next person so its no surprise that there has been 4 more prostitutes to every 1 man on the streets of California compared to the usual 2 to 1 ratio”

Says Captain Tensil who claims he’s never participated in any EXTRAcurricular activity being that he’s a police officer, but says it actually makes his job easier when they’re more prostitutes on the streets. “Guys are more relaxed and less likely to commit any crimes or violent acts if they’ve been “relieved” so to speak.”

One heavy set by-stander had the following to say: