The Illuminati Denied Rapper Lil B’s Application for the 3rd Time; Said “We Can’t Even Help Him Rap Better”

“A lot of people thought we were behind the unexplained success Lil B’s had, but were not and if we were …we still wouldn’t admit it.”
Said a member of the elusive illuminati in an email I received after being confused about Lil B’s success just as much as anyone else, but still a frustrated Lil B complained sadly about how he filled out all the necessary papers, connected with all the right people, and even came out as a flaming homosexual in order to gain entry into The Illuminati, but nope!
“Nothing happened.” – Lil B













