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The Illuminati Denied Rapper Lil B’s Application for the 3rd Time; Said “We Can’t Even Help Him Rap Better”


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“A lot of people thought we were behind the unexplained success Lil B’s had, but were not and if we were …we still wouldn’t admit it.”

Said a member of the elusive illuminati in an email I received after being confused about Lil B’s success just as much as anyone else, but still a frustrated Lil B complained sadly about how he filled out all the necessary papers, connected with all the right people, and even came out as a flaming homosexual in order to gain entry into The Illuminati, but nope!

“Nothing happened.” – Lil B


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