Tiger Woods Blames His African American Side for Terrible Golf Performance as of Lately…
“My black half has really been showing its ASS lately”
Said a frustrated Tiger Woods on the course Saturday afternoon where he trailed behind professional golfers that would usually kiss his ass just to play in his presence.
I’m not a big fan of golf, but I couldn’t help but notice that Tiger Woods has really struggled to bounce back to his pre-scandal greatness in the game especially as of lately.
It hasn’t gone unnoticed by Tiger either who attributes his poor performance to nothing more than his African American side showing its ugly face again.
“Its not use to sitting around swinging a golf club ..you know? Now running and jumping that’s a game it’ll always win at.”
Being Black AND Asian has its advantages according to Tiger “Most of the things Black folks like or need is made by my cousins so I get to spend money with them and keep it all in the family. “