Chad Ochocinco after coming off a long week of bad news finally has a light at the end of his bald headed tunnel. Film Director Tyler Perry best known for playing a cross dressing negro name Madea has bought the rights to the past 2 weeks of his life.
“Think of the scariest movie you’ve ever watched, now multiply that by 100! That’s Ochocinco’s life over the past 2 weeks. Scary as sh*t!”
- Says Perry.
Over the last 2 weeks Ochocinco has been arrested, cut from his team and accused of sleeping around with some of the ugliest hoe’s known to man. In other news NFL player Terrell Owens was relieved of his position for the Seattle Seahawks.
Baldhead n*ggas are having the worst week ever.