celebrity

Desiigner Performs Future’s Entire Album During 4th of July Parade

“Everybody say we pretty much the same n*gga so I said, F*CK it. Just my way of saluting a hip hop legend”

Rapper Desiigner performed Future’s entire EVOL album during an Atlanta 4th of July Parade and ended the set performing his hit signle ‘Panda’.

these-when-future-meets-desiigner-memes-highlight-the-funny-realities-of-rap_1

“It was like watching Future without the dreads and skinny jeans.” – Concert Fan

Desiigner asked the crowd if they’d like to see him and Future tour together and they went wild, but we’re pretty sure Future will overdose on lean as soon as he hears about it.

Desiigner Had Nightmare that Rapper Future Never Existed

“I had no career and nobody’s rap career to copy. Worst dream ever” – Desiigner

Rapper Desiigner says he had a nightmare that rapper Future never existed and it was the worst thing ever. As he had no career and nobody to copy.

future

“I was right back at my mama’s house searching Youtube for people to mimic my rap career after”

Rapper Desiigner says he woke up in a cold sweat in his freebandz sweater and dread wig that he only wears when not around cameras.

Jaden Smith Ready for Kids, Says: “I Want Someone to Put a Baby In Me”

“When my 3rd grade teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up?. I told her a woman.”

Said 17 year old Jaden Smith to TMZ cameras.

Jaden Smith revealed that he wanted to carry his first child himself and then is willing to let his girl/boyfriend or whatever he decides to marry carry the rest.

JADEN-SMITH-LV-1

“I’ve been a kid long enough. Time to be an adult and get pregnant”

Jaden says the technology exist, but everyone who went through yet have died and he’s willing to take that risk as soon as he’s of legal age to do so.

Warriors Throw in Wave Brush Kit to Sweeten Kevin Durant $54 Million Deal

“We like our future NBA champions to look presentable” – Warriors

Said Golden State Warriors head of marketing.

Golden State Warriors signed Kevin Durant to a two year $54 million dollar deal to join Steph in attaining their 2017 Nba championship title. To sweeten the deal team mates came together and purchased a wave brush and kit for superstar Durant.

durant-warriors

“We just thought it was the least we could do since we like to go out and club and shit when we not practicing” – Teammate

Wikipedia Updates Definition of “Hoe” with Picture of Amber Rose

“We tried to fit Kim in the pic with her, but all that ass made the page load slow.”

Wikipedia updated the definition of “Hoe” with a picture of Amber Rose after it was revealed she has dated every current and ex friend’s boyfriend.

ambermainimage

“The internet is moving toward more visual elements than text. Who represents the word “hoe” better than a picture of Amber Rose? The Ceo of Slut Walk.”

Amber Rose hasn’t commented on the honor, but we’re sure its a celebratory time for your hoeness, highness.