Mariah Carey Says She Divorced Nick, Because His D**K Game Corny as He Is

“He really is Nickelodeon corny”

Said Mariah during a steamy interview about her ex husband Nicholas Cannon.

Mariah Carey told an audience that her ex husband pipe game was corny as his personality which everyone knows Nick is cornier than corn so I need not explain.

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Suge: “NWA Ran Train on Girl that Infected Eazy E “Rest Us N*ggas Just Got Lucky, Lol”

“We was all straight out of Compton and condoms that night, but somehow rest of us pulled out H.I.V free”

Said Suge when asked about his s3x life as a young famous man in the hip hop industry.

Suge Knight said during an interview from his cell that him and members of NWA ran the train on the girl who allegedly gave rapper Eazy E H.I.V., but some how they got lucky and didn’t contract the disease.

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Lil Boosie: “Flavor Flav Been Getting P*ssy Off Telling Hoes He My Father”

“I’m beating his ass on sight. Turn them dreads into a Boosie Fade”

Lil Boosie bad azz is accusing Flavor Flav of using his dope boy almost a dope head look to bag women by telling them that he is Lil Boosie’s biological father.

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Kanye Legally Changes Last Name to ‘Kardashian’, Making Him Kanye Kardashian

“This also makes him the only Kardashian that doesn’t love black cock”

Said a courthouse reporter who witnessed the whole thing go down in Los Angeles.

Rapper Kanye West according to TMZ has legally changed his last name to ‘Kardashian’ making him Kanye Kardashian, and also the only Kardashian that doesn’t like black men.

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Young M.A. Fan Hospitalized After She Threw Strap-On into Crowd Hitting Girl in Eye

“Never caught a dick to the eye. Well a plastic dick. Greatest night of my life”

Said one unfortunate Young M.A. fan after being hospitalized with a bruised cornea.

A Young M.A. fan was hospitalized during her New York show after the rapper and part time gay threw an autographed strap on into the crowd hitting one fan dead in the eye.

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