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Three 6 Mafia Fan Starts Gofundme to Buy Dj Paul a New Hand

“I figured I’d give him a hand.”

Said Josh Morten who started a GoFundMe to help get Dj Paul of Three 6 Mafia a new hand.

After a meme featuring the Arthur Cartoon making fun of Three 6 Mafia’s Dj Paul hand went viral a fan of the rapper decided to start a GoFundMe to help him buy a new hand.
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“Nigga got the hand of a 3rd grader”

Josh says once DJ Paul gets a new hand he wants to challenge him to an arm wrestling match.

Cellmate Says Real Gucci Mane Killed by Accident While in Prison

“Seen it myself. Correction officers beat the ice cream cone off his face. Then he bled out.”

Ex Cellmate of rapper Gucci Mane claims that the trap rapper was actually killed while incarcerated and he doesn’t know what the f**k that is they set free, but it ain’t Gucci.

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“Gucci don’t diet. Gucci don’t workout. He do drugs, rap and f**k b*tches. The end. That ain’t Guwop” – Cellmate

Gucci ex cellmate says he has no reason to lie for, because he’s serving a double life sentence so in reality he doesn’t even have nothing to live for.

Future Buys Ciara a Dildo for her Wedding Gift

“Because I know Russell ain’t hittin’ it right. If at all.” – Future

Said Future on his Snapchat.

Future revealed to his millions of followers on his Snapchat account that he bought Ciara a dildo for her wedding gift, because knows Russell Wilson ain’t hittin’ right if at all.

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“He cant go deep on the field, or in that pwussy like me” – Future

Russell has yet to respond on if they actually accepted the gift and if Ciara is already using it on him.

Drake Tells Joe Budden “Go Back to Snorting Coke and Abusing Women”

After DROPPING Bout 35 Diss Tracks Against Drake… Drizzy Responds Telling Joe Budden to Go Back to His Favorite Pasttime!! (Should Drake respond to his diss or just keep it moving?!?)

“The Only Thing I Want to Hear Beat on a Woman is Her Heart”

Said Drake about Joe Budden dissing him on numerous diss tracks dropped within the last two weeks. Joe Budden can be seen waiting beside a pay phone in New York in case his friends call him to let him know that Drake finally responded.

“People say Budden only has ‘Pump It Up’ but he actually had a lot of hits unfortunately most of them were women”

Drake says he has no plans to respond to Joe, because he’s too busy counting Degrassi money.

Future Storms Off Stage After Crowd Asks Him to Perform Panda

“N*gga made a career outta the voice my mama gave me. I ain’t performing sh*t.” – Future

Rapper Future stormed off a stage during a surprise New York show.

Future was rapping his set for a sold out crowd when the audience started to chant “perform Panda” a song by rapper Desiigner which sounds very similar to everything Future does with his music.

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“I’d kill a Panda, before I’ll perform it”

Friends close to Future said he really didn’t need that stress, because he’s “this close” to overdosing on lean and calling it quits.

Desiigner Performs Future’s Entire Album During 4th of July Parade

“Everybody say we pretty much the same n*gga so I said, F*CK it. Just my way of saluting a hip hop legend”

Rapper Desiigner performed Future’s entire EVOL album during an Atlanta 4th of July Parade and ended the set performing his hit signle ‘Panda’.

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“It was like watching Future without the dreads and skinny jeans.” – Concert Fan

Desiigner asked the crowd if they’d like to see him and Future tour together and they went wild, but we’re pretty sure Future will overdose on lean as soon as he hears about it.