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Fans Start GoFundMe to Raise Money to Free the Real Gucci Mane

“We’re willing to give the Illuminati $200,000, plus sacrifice rappers Desiigner, and Young Thug.”

Gucci Mane fans start a GoFundMe to free the real Gucci Mane from who they think is the illuminati and are willing to sacrifice a few rappers in the process.

“He pretty much created these ATL rap n*ggas so if we sacrfice them maybe we can get back a whole Gucci Mane” – Fan

One way or another we will free the real Guwop and get back the big bellied blunt smoking thug rapper we all love.

Drake Tells Joe Budden “Go Back to Snorting Coke and Abusing Women”

After DROPPING Bout 35 Diss Tracks Against Drake… Drizzy Responds Telling Joe Budden to Go Back to His Favorite Pasttime!! (Should Drake respond to his diss or just keep it moving?!?)

“The Only Thing I Want to Hear Beat on a Woman is Her Heart”

Said Drake about Joe Budden dissing him on numerous diss tracks dropped within the last two weeks. Joe Budden can be seen waiting beside a pay phone in New York in case his friends call him to let him know that Drake finally responded.

“People say Budden only has ‘Pump It Up’ but he actually had a lot of hits unfortunately most of them were women”

Drake says he has no plans to respond to Joe, because he’s too busy counting Degrassi money.

Gucci Mane Starts a Snapchat Bible Study Group

“I’m gonna start by teaching them how to roll blunts out of pages from the Old Testament.”

Rapper Gucci Mane started a Bible study group that he holds every Tuesday from his Snapchat page.

Gucci Mane says while incarcerated God found him and he also learned how to multitask and do things with the Bible that most just don’t.

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“Guwop didn’t find God. God found Guwop” – Gucci Mane

Gucci Mane says he just wants to make the Bible relate to any kid willing to put a blunt in the air and listen.

Desiigner Performs Future’s Entire Album During 4th of July Parade

“Everybody say we pretty much the same n*gga so I said, F*CK it. Just my way of saluting a hip hop legend”

Rapper Desiigner performed Future’s entire EVOL album during an Atlanta 4th of July Parade and ended the set performing his hit signle ‘Panda’.

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“It was like watching Future without the dreads and skinny jeans.” – Concert Fan

Desiigner asked the crowd if they’d like to see him and Future tour together and they went wild, but we’re pretty sure Future will overdose on lean as soon as he hears about it.

Future Buys Ciara a Dildo for her Wedding Gift

“Because I know Russell ain’t hittin’ it right. If at all.” – Future

Said Future on his Snapchat.

Future revealed to his millions of followers on his Snapchat account that he bought Ciara a dildo for her wedding gift, because knows Russell Wilson ain’t hittin’ right if at all.

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“He cant go deep on the field, or in that pwussy like me” – Future

Russell has yet to respond on if they actually accepted the gift and if Ciara is already using it on him.

Meek Mill Hood Pass Revoked After Seen Riding Butt to Nuts with Man

“He gonna have to do 200 push ups under water in a hand stand while eating Nicki booty from the back on camera to bounce back from this.” – Hood N*gga

Said one of Philadelphia’s hood generals about seeing videos of Meek riding back to d**k with many different man on his four wheeler and sometimes on his bike.

Meek Mill’s hood pass was revoked after being spotted riding butt to peen with an adult male.

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“The n*gga was topless too, b? Topless.” – Another Hood N*gga

Meek says he was just having fun but understands if the arms around the waist was a little too much.