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Meek Mill Hood Pass Revoked After Seen Riding Butt to Nuts with Man

“He gonna have to do 200 push ups under water in a hand stand while eating Nicki booty from the back on camera to bounce back from this.” – Hood N*gga

Said one of Philadelphia’s hood generals about seeing videos of Meek riding back to d**k with many different man on his four wheeler and sometimes on his bike.

Meek Mill’s hood pass was revoked after being spotted riding butt to peen with an adult male.

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“The n*gga was topless too, b? Topless.” – Another Hood N*gga

Meek says he was just having fun but understands if the arms around the waist was a little too much.

Cellmate Says Real Gucci Mane Killed by Accident While in Prison

“Seen it myself. Correction officers beat the ice cream cone off his face. Then he bled out.”

Ex Cellmate of rapper Gucci Mane claims that the trap rapper was actually killed while incarcerated and he doesn’t know what the f**k that is they set free, but it ain’t Gucci.

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“Gucci don’t diet. Gucci don’t workout. He do drugs, rap and f**k b*tches. The end. That ain’t Guwop” – Cellmate

Gucci ex cellmate says he has no reason to lie for, because he’s serving a double life sentence so in reality he doesn’t even have nothing to live for.

Fans Start GoFundMe to Raise Money to Free the Real Gucci Mane

“We’re willing to give the Illuminati $200,000, plus sacrifice rappers Desiigner, and Young Thug.”

Gucci Mane fans start a GoFundMe to free the real Gucci Mane from who they think is the illuminati and are willing to sacrifice a few rappers in the process.

“He pretty much created these ATL rap n*ggas so if we sacrfice them maybe we can get back a whole Gucci Mane” – Fan

One way or another we will free the real Guwop and get back the big bellied blunt smoking thug rapper we all love.

Three 6 Mafia Fan Starts Gofundme to Buy Dj Paul a New Hand

“I figured I’d give him a hand.”

Said Josh Morten who started a GoFundMe to help get Dj Paul of Three 6 Mafia a new hand.

After a meme featuring the Arthur Cartoon making fun of Three 6 Mafia’s Dj Paul hand went viral a fan of the rapper decided to start a GoFundMe to help him buy a new hand.
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“Nigga got the hand of a 3rd grader”

Josh says once DJ Paul gets a new hand he wants to challenge him to an arm wrestling match.

Desiigner Performs Future’s Entire Album During 4th of July Parade

“Everybody say we pretty much the same n*gga so I said, F*CK it. Just my way of saluting a hip hop legend”

Rapper Desiigner performed Future’s entire EVOL album during an Atlanta 4th of July Parade and ended the set performing his hit signle ‘Panda’.

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“It was like watching Future without the dreads and skinny jeans.” – Concert Fan

Desiigner asked the crowd if they’d like to see him and Future tour together and they went wild, but we’re pretty sure Future will overdose on lean as soon as he hears about it.

Gucci Mane Clone Face Tattoo Falls Off During Snapchat Video

“I thought it was a new Snapchat filter, but nah. That n*gga a fake.”

Said one of fake Gucci Mane’s Snapchat followers.

Gucci Mane’s government clone’s infamous ice cream face tattoo fell off his face during a Snapchat video.

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“That sh*t peeled off his face like a cheap sticker” – Gucci Follower

Fake Gucci Mane hasn’t responded yet, but his girlfriend, Keyshia Kior did say maybe she sucked his face instead of his d**k by accident the night before.