“It be cheaper to buy the whole damn horse and grow your own hair”
An Atlanta man filed for divorce from his wife of seven years, because he was tired of paying for her weave according to court documents.
“She disrespected me to the highest degree. I can’t get jiggy with these shits.”
Said one New York husband about his ex wife.
Roger Peninsky filed for divorce early today after his wife purchased him some wheat Timberlands without the leather top for Christmas.
“Chicagoans just want their friends, and families to live to see another minute”
Statistics report that more than 95% of Chicago residents received guns for Christmas.
Chicago seen a surge in gun purchases around this Christmas than ever before with more than 95% of residents were gifted guns for Christmas 2016.
“I couldn’t have asked for a better present. Glad to know my pull out game still A1”
Said one man who received a negative pregnancy test as his Christmas present.
A woman gifted married man a negative pregnancy test as his Christmas gift, because he wasn’t ready to leave his wife, and start a family with her.
“Guess the excitement of finally being able to be seen in public with me was too much to handle”
Said Gerard after his side chick had a heart attack after he promoted her significance in his life.
Gerard John says his side chick had a heart attack after he upgraded her from side chick to main chick as her Christmas present.