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Man Sentenced to Death Ask to Eat B00ty for Last Meal

“This ain’t a Kevin Gates music video. He gonna eat Burger King and die happy like all the other killers.” – Prison Warden

Marcus Mirander, a man sentenced to death ask if he could partake in female b00ty as his last meal, but was denied after an intense debate over whether they’d allow it since the woman he requested was his wife.

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Boy Tells Judge He Thought He was Buying “Gas” for his Car, Not Marijuana

“He said he had ‘gas’ for the low, and my car been on ‘E’ all week; So what I look like passing up a good deal.” – Tyrik

Said an Atlanta man facing charges for meeting up with an undercover cop to buy weed with an intent to distribute.

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Mike Tyson Starts GoFundMe to Pay Bail After He Punches Trump in the Mouth

“He’s a f*cking racist and every racist is just one punch in the mouth away from loving black people. Help me do it.” – Tyson

Said Mike Tyson.

Mike Tyson says he wants to punch Trump in the mouth just off the strength of him being a racist “motherf*cker” (Mike’s words) and he’s started a GoFundMe to help pay his bail afterwards.

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“I just wanna punch him right in his fucking white face and not go to jail” – Mike

Mike said he would’ve challenged Donald to a celebrity deathmatch, but honestly doesn’t want to see him die.

Local Rapper Charged with Arson After His Mixtape Set House on Fire

“I knew he had bars, but a I didn’t know the n*gga was that hot” – Next Door Neighbor

Said the neighbor of local Atlanta rapper Dayshawn Williamson.

Rapper Yung Gully was charged with Arson after his new mixtape set the house on fire while he was performing for his family in the living room.

“Two minutes in and I guess our CD player just couldn’t handle his bars. It caught fire and we got the f**k outta there.” – Younger Sister

When asked how it felt to be a homeless rapper, because of his mixtape setting his home on fire Gully said “Its cool, because my mixtape hot”.

Forbes Release List of Luxury Cars Most Likely to Get You Head While Driving

“If you want her to slob on your knob like corn on the cob. Cop one of these luxury vehicles.” – Forbes

Forbes released its annual list of cars most likely to get you head while driving and its chock full of cars that the average man can’t afford.

1. Lamborghini Aventador:

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Nothing says slob on my knob like corn on the cob as a Lamborghini Aventador.

2. Ferrari:

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Ferrari’s have been getting n*ggas head for a long time and I don’t think that’ll change anytime soon.

3. Audi R8:

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Drop top or hard top Audi killed the game with the release of the Audi R8 and if you want her to suck and swallow this is the car for you.

4. Rolls Royce Wraith:

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*Bonus: Chevy Camaro/Dodge Charger on 26’s (But only if you live in the hood)

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Two of the hood’s favorite cars to stunt in.