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J.R. Smith Facing Suspension for Spiking Team Gatorade with Hennessy

“We spose to be quenching our thirst, but instead we getting faded like a jumpshot”

Cavaliers small forward J.R. Smith is facing suspension after the water boy noticed the gatorade smelled like bad decisions, and unprotected s3x, also known as Hennessy, and immediate alerted head coach.
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“I don’t put anything pass J.R. with him HENNYthing possible” – Head Coach

We would just order him to rehab, but he’d probably just pay someone to bring him Henny. So we’re thinking about hitting him where it hurts. Pockets. J.R. insist the incident was all a bad joke gone wrong.