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Dr. Phil Noticed a Herpes Wart on Draymond’s Dick Pic on Snapchat, NBA Investigating

“I’m a fan of Draymond’s, but I’m a bigger fan of wearing condoms” – Dr. Phil

Tv Doctor Dr. Phil noticed an herpes wart on basketball player Draymond Green after the baller accidentally posted a picture of his penis to Snapchat, and the NBA is now investigating.

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“I know his snap chat was an accident, but going raw in the groupie that gave him herpes, was not” – Dr. Phile

The NBA has temporarily removed Draymond from basketball camp, because all the other NBA ballers are starting to call him yucky.

J.R. Smith Tells Middle School Kids Hennessy is the Key to Success

“Dj Khaled said it best. THEY, don’t want you to know about Henny”

Said NBA star J.R. Smith to a Cleveland Middle School were he signed autographs and spoke to the kids during Summer break.

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Draymond Green Diagnosed with ‘Down Syndrome Face Ass’

“It definitely explains the obsession with kicking people in the nuts”

Said the doctor who diagnosed the NBA star.

Draymond Green was diagnosed with Down Syndrome Face Ass after a doctor who’s a fan seen random pictures of the basketball player online and called him in for a consultation.

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Curry 2 Lows Now Most Worn Sneaker at Trump Rally’s

“I told you my followers love the blacks or else they wouldn’t support such a magnificent sneaker” – Trump

Donald Trump says that Stephen Curry’s new sneaker is the most worn shoe at all of his Rally’s which are mostly attended by white males between the ages of 40 – 65 which also happens to be the most racist age of Caucasian in America.

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“I leave my job as a middle school P.E. teacher and head straight to the Trump rally’s. They’re so comfortable.”

Trump says he’s reached out to Stephen for an endorsement deal but the Warriors star hasn’t returned any of his calls.

Curry 2 Lows Now Most Worn Shoe by Old-White Trump Supporters

Lebron Announces He’s Shaving His Head Bald for 2016-2017 Season

“My hairline will retire before I do”

Said Lebron to his Instagram followers after revealing he’d be cutting his head bald.

Lebron announced that he would be cutting the 30% of hair he has left off and rock a baldy for the 2016-2017 NBA season leaving many fans in shock of why he hasn’t done it sooner.

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“About damn time” – Charles Barkley

Lebron’s donating all 72,000 headbands to Goodwill and will debut the new haircut at an upcoming cancer patient event where celebrities will donate their hair to kids going through treatment.