Beenie Man Zika Virus Diagnosis Found to Actually be Full Blown Aids

“me don hit one too manty groupie beeches with no rubbah'” – Beenie

Said rapper Beenie Man on a Jamaican radio station from his hospital bed this afternoon.

Rapper Beenie Man was falsely diagnosd with the Zika Virus after he fell sick right before a show with rapper Drake late last week in Canada.


“Me don try Trojan. Me don try Durex. Nutting felt as good as bald weenie.” – Beenie

Beenie Man says he’s going to move out to Los Angeles to live beside Magic Johnson to get tips on how to look like you never had Aids.