Magic Johnson and Charlie Sheen Start H.I.V Program Called “Welcome to the Team”

“We want H.I.V. positive people to know that they are not alone in their battle against not liking to wear condoms”

Said Mr. Sheen during the announcement of their new program “Welcome to the Team”.

Charlie Sheen and Magic Johnson teamed up to launch “Welcome to the Team” after H.I.V. rates continue to rise and people continue to smash random bitches without wearing protection.

“We know condoms suck. Been there. Done THAT, without protection. Obviously” – Magic

Magic Johnson and Charlie are setting up support groups and developing a new s3x toy that feels just like the real thing since most H.I.V. positive people who reveal their status never get vagina again.