Michael Phelps Hospitalized After Accidentally Smoking K2 Synthetic Weed

“I thought it was just some bad reggie until I start hallucinating, seeing dolphins in my swimming pool”

Said Michael Phelps to 911 operators at his Malibu home.

Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps was hospitalized after smoking K2 accidentally and plans to sue his weed dealer in the state of California.

Michael Phelps of the US reacts following the men's 100 m butterfly heat at the Gold Coast Aquatic Centre on the Gold Coast on August 23, 2014. The Pan Pac swimming competition continues until August 24. AFP PHOTO / PATRICK HAMILTON ---IMAGE RESTRICTED TO EDITORIAL USE - STRICTLY NO COMMERCIAL USE--- (Photo credit should read PATRICK HAMILTON/AFP/Getty Images)
(Photo credit should read PATRICK HAMILTON/AFP/Getty Images)

“K2 is the goddamn devil’s lettuce” – Michael Phelps

Michael Phelps is recovering in his home, but is still afraid to get in a pool, because them dolphins were fucking scary.