Rick Ross Celebrates Seeing Dick for First Time in 15 Years After Dropping 100lbs

“Last time I seen my dick was when my girl took a pic of it and sent it to me”

Said Rick Ross celebrating all his hard work and weight loss.

Rick Ross threw a party in Atlanta celebrating the reuniting of him and his manhood after being able to see his penis for the first time in years.

“Its like me and my dick been beefing for years and finally decided to be grown men and squash that shit”

Rick Ross says he plans to masturbate for the next few years just to make up for lost time.