Teen Finds Fetty Waps Missing Eye in Box of Cracker Jacks

“I think his songs would be 10 times better if he could really see what he’s doing”

An Alabama teen claims to have found rapper Fetty Wap’s missing eye in a box of Cracker Jack’s over the weekend, and wants to link up with rapper so he can finally see life in high definition.


“If he had two eyes he wouldn’t need her to come his way, because he could find his way to her.” – Teen

Joshua says he’s willing to return the eye for free, and all he ask from Fetty is to make a song where he can actually understand more than the hook.