College’s Black Male Enrollment Up 300% After Hiring White Girl with Ass as Professor

“You’d think the new jordans were coming out in her classroom.”

Attendance is up 300% after a college in South Florida start using their new thick white Professor in their local advertisement. Over 50 black male students enrolled within the first week up 300% from just 3-5 just a year ago.


“She makes learning hard, and easy at the same time.” – Student

Even though enrollment is up 300% many believe the plan has backfired as the teacher is expecting, and at least 4 new students have been identified as the potential baby’s father.