“She takes them out for walks, then comes home smelling like cat fried rice”
Said Duwain about his wife walking their 9th missing cat.
A Texas man filed for divorce of 8 years says that he’s doing so, because of his love for animals, after their 5th cat in two years mysteriously disappeared.
“I can’t be married to a murderer no matter how good the head is” – Duwain
Duwain says her family owns a restaurant and would hate to think all the food she brings homes at night were his missing pussies.