New York Man Marries a Pair of Timberland Boots

“Ain’t no bitch gon hold me down like my Timbs B”

Said Jerrod Ranks about his decision to marry his Timberland boots.

A New York man married a pair of size 14 Timberland Boots Thursday morning after being engaged for over three years.

“Best decision I ever made besides buying them in the first place”

Jerrod Says him and his Timberlands are taking a trip to Aruba to fuck up some mula with Future and Freebandz.