Police Use Jordans $1 Million Donation to Buy, Bigger-Better Guns

“This one can hit a nigger from 50 feet away. Thanks MJ”

Said The Institute for Community-Police Relations who received $1 million from Michael Jordan.

Police say the $1 million dollar donation from Michael Jordan helped them buy bigger better guns to help police America.

“We want to sincerely thank Michael Jordan for his generous donation and help with policing black America”

Police force say they can’t wait to see a broken tail light so they can pull over some unsuspecting black man and try out their new toys.