Chicago Police Say 95% of Firecrackers Heard During July 4th Were Actually Gunshots

“The only people that actually bought fireworks were those not old enough to find a gun”

Said Chief of Police.

Chicago Police department revealed this morning that 95% of gunshots heard during 4th of July weekend were actually gunshots. With one gun going off every .5 seconds in the city.


“Its to the point where we can’t even blame dusty n*ggas like Chief Keef. Its just a way of life” – Gang Member

Chicago police say they really want to do something about all the violence in the city, but they also want to live to see tomorrow.