Study Shows More Blacks Killed Over Jordans Than By Cops

“If you ever stood in line for Jordans you’re lucky you lived long enough to wear them”

A new study shows that Air Jordan shoes are the cause of more African American deaths than by police officers in 2016 and the last 10 years combined.


“On average more than 20 people die per Jordan release. 10 out of that 20 come from people mad, because they have on the same shoes as everyone else at a party”

Jordan has yet to speak out about this statistics, but we believe he’s too busy counting paper to really give a f**k.