Trump Orders Secret Service to Shoot Hispanic Man for Snatching His Wig Off

“That wig is worth a lot of Pesos ese”

Donald Trump ordered his security team to shoot a Hispanic man who ran up and snatched off his signature hairpiece which highly resembles Garfield’s fur and then ran for cover during a campaign rally.

“That Nigga look like Bernie Sanders” – Protester

Republican 2016 U.S. presidential candidate businessman Donald Trump listens to a question at the first official Republican presidential candidates debate of the 2016 U.S. presidential campaign in Cleveland, Ohio, August 6, 2015. REUTERS/Brian Snyder - RTX1NEFT

“That’s why we need walls. One around America and One blocking me from anyone born with a taco in their mouth”.

Trump insist he didn’t say shoot the immigrant. He said “Shoot, damn illegal immigrants” Which is racist, but much better.