Bill Clinton Files for Divorce, Confesses Love for Monica Lewinksy’s Mouth

“I can’t stay married to a loser, when Monica’s mouth’s a winner”

Said Bill while confessing his love for Monica Lewinsky’s mouth.

Bill Clinton has filed for divorce from his wife of over 30 years, because she lost the election, and says he can’t stop thinking about Monica Lewinsky’s mouth.

“If her mouth was a love song it would be triple platinum”

Said Bill Clinton.

Bill says he doesn’t want anything in the divorce, but the 30 plus years he wasted getting mediocre head from Hillary.