Bill Clinton Diagnosed with Illness That Makes White People Age in Dog Years

“Looks like he’s aging in dog years”

Former President Bill Clinton turns 71 next week, but according to appearances he seems to be much older.


Former President Bill Clinton birthday is next week where the first President to get head in the white house looks to be more than 107 years old.
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“That damn Monica Lewinsky sucked the soul out of me. I ain’t been right ever since.” – Clinton

Bill Clinton says he owes Hillary for keeping him away from anymore skeezers sucking his remaining years of life out of him.