Hillary Clinton Rushed to Hospital After Overdosing on Hot Sauce

“She’s been depressed since losing, and Hillary really loves her Texas Pete and Ninja Squirrel”

Said her publicist about her facing death from over indulging in hot sauce.

Hillary Clinton was rushed to a New York hospital after ingesting too much hot sauce, and almost dying in what doctors are calling a hot sauce overdose.

“Not to be racist, but she loves hot sauce as much as any red blooded African American does”

Hillary Clinton promises that this isn’t a publicity play to keep black people on her side. She promises.