Cam Newton No Longer Remembers How to Dab After Concussion Hit

“I thought dabbing was a type of weed?” – Cam

Said Cam at a doctor’s appoint in Charlotte to get an update on his concussion.

Doctors are saying pro footballer Cam Newton no longer remembers how to do his famous dab touch down dance after a crushing hit in multiple games in 2016-17 season.


“People tell me you touch your nose to your forearm, but last time I checked that’s how you sneeze.”

Cam Newton concussion status is still under investigation, but this is evidence that he is definitely hurt or stupid.