Blac Chyna Tweets Rob’s Credit Card, Fans Spend $100k in 1 Minute

“I want to say I’ll beat the black off her, but then people will say my family is racist. Which were obviously not”

Said Rob in a short snapchat after losing over $100,000 dollars in just minutes.

Blac Chyna who’s been on a petty spree lately after first posting her ex husband to be number on Twitter, and now tweeting out the number to his American Express black card which were sure she knows by heart.
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“You can chase down the people spending your money, and maybe your fat ass can lose some weight” – Blac Chyna

Blac Chyna says the only thing she regrets is not spending that $100,000 on herself instead of giving back to her fans.

Internet Prankster Contracts Herpes After Kissing Kim K’s Butt as a Prank

“Soon as my lips connected with that ass I knew something wasn’t right”

Said Luke Skybrow about deciding to kiss Kim Kardashian’s butt as a prank.

Luke Skybrow a youtube comedian tested positive for herpes one day after kissing Kim Kardashian’s butt as a prank.

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“The dress was ass cut out in the back. So there was definitely some lip on ass contact, and that’s where I f*cked up.” – Luke

Luke says he was going to sue her for millions, but she’s already gave him one gift. The gift that keeps on giving. Herpes.

Rapper Fabolous Proposed to Girlfriend Emily B. at Timberland Boot Store

“He got down on one knee, and was like you dead ass wanna be my wife, b?”

Said Love & Hip Hop’s Emily B about rapper Fabolou’s proposal, before their secret weekend wedding.

Rapper Fabolous proposed to now wife, Emily B at a New York Timberland boot outlet store. They were married this past weekend in a secret wedding.

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“Typical New York n*gga. Atleast he took off his NY fitted cap” – Emily B

Emily says here ring is a 5 karat yellow (wheat) diamond shaped like a baby Timberland boot.

Meek Mill Signs Stitches to Dreamchaser Records

“He a dope rapper, and the enemy of my enemy is a friend.”

Said Meek Mill during a Breakfast Club phone call on Power 105.

Meek Mill revealed that he signed rapper Stitches to DreamChaser Records, and many believe its a strategic move, because he’s the only rapper that’s been brave enough to actually run up on The Game.

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“Honestly we just got a lot in common. Young n**gas with money, rap our asses off, and we both dislike that fake beard having n*gga that be posing in his draws on Instagram for likes.”

Meek and Stitches plan to have a mixtape out by the end of the week, named L’s on top of L’s.

Yung Joc Fired from Love Hip Hop for Stealing Perm Kits Out Women’s Dressing Room

“They pay us negative $15 dollars an hour. The least they can do is cover a n*gga hair budget.” – Yung Joc

Rapper Yung Joc was fired from Love & Hip Hop Atlanta, because he was caught on camera stealing multiple packs of ‘Just 4 Me’ perms from the women’s dressing room.

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“We start noticing they were missing when Joseline didn’t have any perm boxes left to lay down her baby hairs” – Stevie J

Yung Joc stands by his innocence, stating he was going to bring them back when he finished being a clown for social media.