Tracy Morgan Suing Kim K. After Crashing His Lambo Staring at Her Booty

“That booty should be against the law”

Said Tracy Morgan during a court hearing for his lawsuit against Kim Kardashian.

Tracy Morgan is suing Kim Kardashian after he says he was driving down a Los Angeles street and Kim Kardashian butt backing out of a car caused him to crash his $350,000 Lamborghini into a stop sign.

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“I paid for that with hard earned money from my Wal Mart lawsuit”

Tracy is seeking $100,000, and some photos of that ass that’s not already on Kim Kardashian’s Instagram.

Celebrity Barber Sells The Weeknd’s Dreads on Ebay for Half a Million Dollars

“I honestly can’t see myself cutting another spoiled ass celebrities hair in my life ever again after this.”

Said Selum the celebrity barber about the sell.

Celebrity barber Selum Diland took it upon himself to sell singer The Weeknd’s dreads on eBay, and a wealthy¬†celebrity fanatic took it off his hands for a cool $500,000.

“White people buy ANYTHING.” – Selum

Selum says he hopes The Weeknd doesn’t mine, because he now considers him his n***a for life.

50 Cent’s Son Legally Changes Name to ‘Ja Rule’ to Get Back at Father

“That’s the only thing he hates more than dark skin women. Ja Rule”

Said Marquise on his Instagram account.

50 Cent’s son Marquise Jackson legally changed his name to Marquise ‘Ja Rule’ Jackson he says to simply upset his father who has neglected him since birth.

“His mama had to co-sign that bullsh*t so I’m coming for that hoe head” – 50 Cent

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50′ son Marquise ‘Ja Rule’ Jackson says he has a song in the works with rapper Ja Rule which marks the first song people will probably listen to from the rapper in almost 6 years.

Hillary Kicks Bill Clinton Out the House for Naming Family Dog ‘Monica’

“20 years and he still ain’t got over what that mouth do”

Said Hillary in a leaked email to her bestfriend according to TMZ blog.

Hillary Clinton kicked her husband of over 30 years out of their mansion after he joked about naming their new family dog ‘Monica’ on a radio show.

“Ain’t nothing funny about cheating. Imagine if I sucked Donald’s d**k then asked to name our son after him?” – Hillary

People are saying without Bill, Hillary has no hope in hell of getting any black votes so she might as well get over it.

New York Man Arrested for Murder After Police Find His Timberland Boot at Crime Scene

“Every negro in New York got Timbs, but they matched it to his big foot ass”

Said the mother of Jerome Pinskle’s who was arrested for murder.

A New York man was arrested in New York City after police found his missing Timberland at the scene of a murder.’

“All was missing was a leather jacket, the other boot and a NY fitted and the fool would’ve left a whole outfit” – Cop

Jerome says he blames his mother for going raw with a New York n*gga which created him, another New York n*gga with no choice, but to wear Timbs.