“He said he had ‘gas’ for the low, and my car been on ‘E’ all week; So what I look like passing up a good deal.” – Tyrik
Said an Atlanta man facing charges for meeting up with an undercover cop to buy weed with an intent to distribute.
“I’m just doing what any ole law abiding citizen would do. Dog lives matter.” – Guwop
Said Gucci Mane on to his millions of Snapchat followers.
Rapper Gucci Mane snap chatted him getting out of his car during Atlanta rush hour traffic in order to help a German shepherd puppy cross the street safely, without harm.
“I’m just tryna stack my blessings. I killed a lotta n*ggas in my day” – Gucci
Gucci Mane says this ain’t the first time he saved a dogs life as he shot a n*gga back in the day for one of his dogs.
“He already knows the address. I just need the media to get the word out to him. No friend of James should be homeless” – Lebron’s Mother
Lebron James mother reached out to media outlets to let Delonte West who was reported homeless after fans seen him begging for money on the streets.
“I would’ve offered clothes too, but he’s not as big as my son, James. At least in the arms and the legs area, but he’s big where it counts”
Lebron’s mother says the offer is open to Delonte as long as he doesn’t bother Lebron’s headband collection during his stay.
“First the trade. Now this. There’s only so much a n*gga can take” – Rose
Derrick Rose filed an anti bullying lawsuit against Chicago Bulls ceo for sharing a meme of the NBA star falling while boarding a plane to New York on Twitter.
“I expect and understand this sh*t from n*ggas, but I just expect a level of professionalism when dealing with white folks.” – D. Rose
Derrick Rose says he wants a public apology and 24 hour security for him anytime he come back to Chicago to visit his family in the hood.
“Black women can’t swim and don’t like to get their weave wet. Is the risk of drowning really worth my NBA career?” – Kyrie
Kyrie Irving cleared up all the confusion surrounding his “no black girls” yacht party that went viral over the weekend and let people know that many of the white girls on board were lifeguards.
“White people can swim since birth. Just like n*ggas are born loving jordans. Its just in their DNA.” – Kyrie
Kyrie insist that he likes all types of v@gina and has no preference toward white or black women.
“Healthy or not. We got to secure our financial future with Derrick. We spent a lot of money bringing him here” Said New York Knicks owner.
New York Knicks took out a $5 million dollar medical insurance policy on Derrick Rose that insures them that if he’s ever unable to play they will be compensated.
“I don’t take it personal and I know its just business, but atleast BELIEVING in a n*gga wouldn’t hurt much” – D. Rose
Derrick should be grateful that we took him out the hood of Chicago and living in the shadow of Michael Jordan.
“I wanna be a scientist. If I can cook coke. I’m sure I can whip up some shit that might cure aids” Said Gucci Mane
Rapper Gucci Mane announced on his snapchat that he would be taking time off from rap to go back to school and get his G.E.D.
“I changed my health. I changed how I look. Now I want to inspire kids to put down the glock and pick up a book.”
Gucci Mane says he will be getting home schooled until he’s off house arrest and will then enroll in a local G.E.D. program that allows him to bring his gun on campus.
“This would’ve never happen if Love & Hip Hop wasn’t paying n*ggas minimum wage” – Stevie J
Said Stevie J as he was escorted off stage after presenting an award.
Hip Hop producer Stevie J was arrested for back child support while on stage presenting an award for best rap album during the B.E.T. awards show.
“I should’ve been smashing Josilyn from the get-go since she can’t have kids” – Stevie J
Stevie J owes over $80,000 in back child support so that means he will have to do 100 million and 73 more episodes of Love & Hip Hop or hit the lottery if he plans on ever paying it off.
“We was gonna press him, but he got that crackhead strength. So we doing shit the white man way.”
Said Ricardo Suarez a known Los Angeles cocaine dealer.
Chris Brown has $20,000 dollars worth of reasons to clean his life up as a known drug dealer has filed a lawsuit in a Los Angeles court for money owed to him from supplying the singer with ‘medicine’ according to documents.
“I thought it’d be funny, but just like his knees. His sense of humor is weak” – 72 Yr Old Man
A 72 year old Bulls fan offered Derrick Rose his crutches while the NBA star was boarding a plane to New York as a joke, but the Bulls baller didn’t take the joke too well according to passengers.
“You could tell he wanted to throw a fit, but in all honesty his knees were too weak to jump up and down like he wanted to” – Passenger
Derrick Rose end up promising the man tickets to his first game with the Knicks as an apology.