Female Stud Charged with Rape for Forcing Girlfriend to Suck Her Strap-On

“I told her I didn’t suck d**k. Not even fake ones, but she didn’t listen”

Said Karissha Clemens of Florida to Channel 14 news.

Karissha Clemens filed sexual assault charges against her girlfriend after she says she forced her to give head to a rubber strap on while she was wearing it.

“She kept saying don’t stop til it cum. If I hadn’t of punched her in the vagina, and escaped, I guess I would’ve been sucking forever.”

Karissha’s girlfriend was charged with 2nd degree rape and one hell of an imagination for thinking she had a real p3nis.

Caitlyn Jenner Says She’s the 3rd Kardashian The Game Smashed

“I was in the middle of my transformation, but I still had my joystick if you know what I’m saying”

Said Caitlyn Jenner who says the 3rd ‘Kardashian’ the Game spoke on is actually her.

Caitlyn Jenner revealed to TMZ that she is in fact the 3rd Kardashian that rapper The Game slept with and that he just said Blac Chyna, because he was afraid what people would think of him.

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“He got the ‘D’ and gave the ‘D'” – Caitlyn

Caitlyn says she doesn’t like to kiss and tell, but also doesn’t like men lying on her daugther’s vagina’s.

New York Pastor Requires Members to Sacrifice Pair of Timberlands to Join Church

“This deadass the worse idea ever b.”

Said one New York man who wanted to attend church, but says he just copped his Timbs for $140 on clearance and wasn’t about to give them up. Not even for the Lord.

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The Game to Meek: “Let me bust in Nicki’s Face Then We Can Call It Even”

“it won’t be the first time I did it. I just wanna do it while she still kissin that nigga in the mouth”

The Game tweeted that he would stop murdering Meek and call off his funeral if he let’s him bust in Nicki’s face.

The Game took to his Twitter and says he’s willing to call a truce with rapper Meek Mill under one condition, If he can bust in his girlfriend, Nicki Minaj’s face.

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“She bout 80% plastic so that nut will stick to her like glue.” – The Game

The Game Selling ‘Weak’ Mill Punching Bags for $19.95 on His Instagram

“Nicki don made him softer than her b00ty, and trust I know how soft her b00ty is” – The Game

Rapper the Game is not letting up on Meek Mill as earlier today he released a line of ‘Weak’ Mill punching bags on his Instagram for sale at $19.95.

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“First Drake killed him. Now I killed him. Then Ross gonna kill him for f*cking up MMG money” – The Game

The Game says he’s already sold $10,000 worth of the punching bags, and says he’s gonna put it all toward Meek Mill’s funeral expenses.