Teen Snaps Neck Doing New Freezer Challenge Dance

“Thought her neck would be stronger considering how much d**k she sucked”

Said one local man who says Shequila was known for giving the best neck in the hood.

New Freezer dance ( #NewFreezerChallenge ) challenge has swept through Instagram showing teens dancing to rapper Rich Da Kid’s new hit song “New Freezer” featuring Kendrick Lamar.

“The dance is basically whipping your head one way and your arms in the other to the bounce of the beat. Shequilla got a big ass head and little ass arms. Like a T-Rex. That’s a recipe for disaster.”

Shequilla has been hospitalized and is in intensive care and so far it’s not looking like the teen will survive this super fun dance move.

H&M to Release Equally Racist Collection As Apology to Black People

SWEDEN – After H&M confronted colossal discussion for putting an African American kid to demonstrate a hoodie which read “Coolest monkey in the wilderness”, It is being accounted for that H&M is anticipating discharging another accumulation that as per administrator Stefan Persson, is “similarly bigot to the various races”. The gathering will be known as the “You’re Not Alone” accumulation.

Stefan told correspondents that the monkey hoodie was for the most part being reprimanded by dark individuals, so they chose to take a shot at an accumulation that is supremacist to blacks, as well as Hispanics, Whites, west Asians, and east Asians. Look at the gathering so far beneath:

“It was never our goal to irritate blacks, I have dark companions” said accumulation originator David Enrique, “yet since blacks were insulted we need to keep it meet and affront everybody. We figure blacks will be content with this similarly bigot gathering.”

H&M is required to discharge the accumulation at some point in February, will you shop? Buy in to Huzlers.com underneath for general news and our up and coming rundown of most despised individuals of January!

Chinese Engineer Contracts STD After Having Sex with Robot Doll

“That robot pwussy was DYNOMITE. Worth every STD” – Chinese Engineer

CHINA – A Chinese specialist has purportedly gotten a STD in the wake of having sex with a sex robot model.

Phuck Yu Mang, articulated “f*ck you mang”, has allegedly tested positive for HIV after he had intercourse with a sex robot model. As per reports, Phuck is a sex robot designer for a Chinese neighborhood organization, and would consistently engage in sexual relations with the sex robot models to guarantee they will be alright for human utilization.

As per Phuck, he started feeling influenza like side effects in the wake of having intercourse with the latest model.

Phuck at that point went to get tried and was certain for HIV. Phuck says he was sure it was the robot:

“I know it was the robot since i’ve been dry of late, the last time I engaged in sexual relations with a genuine lady was 1 year prior, so it can’t be that individual. I can’t trust it man, not by any means female robots are faithful”.

Other organization engineers are as of now attempting to discover how Phuck figured out how to contract HIV from the model when it’s not a living individual. Sex robots are accepted to be accessible for purchase in the not so distant future.

Singer Tyrese Diagnosed with ‘Light-Skin Negro Syndrome’ After Facebook Meltdown

“”Tyrese definitely out here looking more light-skin than a Drake love song. N*gga ugly-cried on camera, dafuck?””

Said one Instagram follower after the singer cried for 6 minutes on camera. Tyrese was properly diagnosed by Dr. Dre and and a host of other light skin n*ggas we all know and love who took each other by hands in a circle and welcomed the dark skin born African American into lightskinnededdom.

“And you can tell it wasn’t fake. Because he had the UGLY cry.”

Trump Supporters Paint “N*gger Lover” Over Eminem Billboard in Detroit

According to eye witness a gang of trump supporters spray painted “N*gger Lover” over rapper Eminem’s billboard in Detroit.

“It was late as hell and I was coming down off that molly, but I’m 100% sure it was Trump Supporters, because they were wearing them damn ‘Make America Great Again’ hats, and them shits not fashionable so def supporters”

According to Mike Naghim they spray painted ‘N-word lover’ over the Caucasian rappers face.

Police are saying it’s possible due to Eminem’s verbal assault of President Trump during a BET cypher.

“Trump need his hair dresser to make him a wig again. Worried about America we were just fine, before he came.”