Singer Tyrese Diagnosed with ‘Light-Skin Negro Syndrome’ After Facebook Meltdown

“”Tyrese definitely out here looking more light-skin than a Drake love song. N*gga ugly-cried on camera, dafuck?””

Said one Instagram follower after the singer cried for 6 minutes on camera. Tyrese was properly diagnosed by Dr. Dre and and a host of other light skin n*ggas we all know and love who took each other by hands in a circle and welcomed the dark skin born African American into lightskinnededdom.

“And you can tell it wasn’t fake. Because he had the UGLY cry.”