New York Man Shot by Baby Mama for Trading Baby for Timberlands

“Deadass the stupidest thing he’s ever done, but I understand, because he’s my guy.”

Said the mother of 3 year old Trinisha about her husband hours after shooting him in the stomach.

A New York father was shot by his child’s mother after he traded their 3 year old daughter for money to buy a pair of Timberlands to a family that couldn’t conceive children.

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Tmz Uses Picture of Beanie Sigel to Announce WorldstarHipHop Founders Death

“Loved him in State property”

Said one TMZ employee about WorldstarHipHop founder after mistaking him for rapper/actor Beanie Sigel.

Popular celebrity news site TMZ used a picture of rapper Beanie Sigel when announcing the death of WorldstarHipHop founder Q Lee O’Denat.

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Mrs “Cash Me Ousside, Howbow Dah” Says Soulja Boy Got Her Pregnant

“He caught me ousside, but we didn’t fight. We f**ked.”

Said now 16 year old that appeared on Dr. Phill some years ago asking audience members to “cash me ousside” and calling them a bunch of “hoes”.

Danielle Rimsky has been a troublemaker since birth, but her mother never expected her to get pregnant at the age of 16 by a has been rapper named Soulja Boy.

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NYC Man Builds Time Machine So He Can Go Back Show Mad Luv to Timberland Creator

“He changed my life deadass b. I owe him this much. Facts.”

Said Jaquan who plans to take money from his GoFundMe campaign to build a time machine.

Mr. Jaquan Munroe says he only needs about $20,000 more to start ordering parts, and complete the time machine that he says will basically change his life forever, because without meeting the man who created the Timberland boot.

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New York Mayor Approves Replacing Statue of Liberty with Giant Timberland Boot

“This is deadass the best idea a Mayor ever had b. Facts.”

Said one New Yorker who is all for replacing the statue of libery with a 100ft sculpture of a Wheat Timberland boot.

New York Mayor announced Friday night that a bill had been approved under Trump to replace the Statue of Liberty with something that better represented the city and fellow New Yorkers.

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Teammates Catch Odell Beckham Jr. Masturbating to Clemson Finger Butt Video

“He just kept playing it over, and over again”

Said a teammate of Odell Beckham after listening by the door as he jacked off.

Teammates of Odell Beckham caught him masturbating to the Clemson video of a player putting his finger in the opposing teams player butt.

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Husband Divorces Wife Because He was Tired of Paying for Her Weave

“It be cheaper to buy the whole damn horse and grow your own hair”

An Atlanta man filed for divorce from his wife of seven years, because he was tired of paying for her weave according to court documents.

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New York Man Divorces Wife for Buying Him Timbs Without Leather Top for Christmas

“She disrespected me to the highest degree. I can’t get jiggy with these shits.”

Said one New York husband about his ex wife.

Roger Peninsky filed for divorce early today after his wife purchased him some wheat Timberlands without the leather top for Christmas.

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