“Funny he can outrun world class sprinters, but can’t jog his way out of ruining his f**king career” Said Usain Bolt’s manager Jeremy Jacks about the terrible incident.
Coming off the heels of winning his tenth gold medal just this week Usain has had both of his legs broken last night and police seem to think it has something to do with his $1.2 million dollar gambling debt.
“Black men only get one shot in this world. And that’s playing sports, music or selling cocaine so that white people have a legitimate reason to like them and he blew it” – Usain Manager
Usain Bolt is recovering in a Jamaican hospital where he is being guarded by the same men accused of breaking his legs stating “We need to protect our investment until he pays us back. He’s no good to us dead. We won’t him back to running for money instead of police like other black men in no time.”