“I leaned forward when I should’ve leaned back like Fat Joe. Next thing you know they picking up the most physically fit quarter back from the pavement” Said Cam Newton from his hospital bed early this morning.
A trend turned to tragedy when Panther’s Quarter back Cam Newton crashed his scooter into a sidewalk on his way to Chipotle for a double steak burrito bowl with hot sauce on the side not directly on it.
“I personally blame Chipotle for making their food so dang good or could just be a professional NFL player shouldn’t be riding a scooter during the season. Oops” – Cam Newton
Cam he’s not as disappointed by his actions on the scooter as he is by his actions on the NFL field thus far.