Trump Calls Hillary a ‘Weak B*tch’ for Staying With Bill Clinton After Getting Head White House

“Hillary too weak of a b*tch to run this country”– Said Trump during a private meeting at the White House.

Trump believes Hillary is too weak to run this country, because if you’ll let a man cheat. You’ll let other countries run us over.

“Hillary can’t run her marriage. So how could she run a country?” – Trump

Trump says he didn’t mean b*tch in a derogatory, but in a weak ass female dog kind of way.

Trump Tweets: “Usher Not Allowed in White House with that Herpes Shit”

“Usher was invited. I read that STD story on TMZ. Now he’s UNinvited” Said our President Donald Trump after reading over celebrities invited to sing at a Christmas event at the White House.

Donald Trump says he will NOT allow singer Usher into the White House, because it sets a negative example for kids.

“Just like Usher’s positive Herpes status. I’m positive I don’t want him anywhere near the White House. On God” – Trump

Trump also said he’s never had a a sexual transmitted disease, even though he was a wild boy back in his day.

Chris Brown: “Everybody Worried About Rihanna, Nobody Ever Asked How My Hand Felt”

“I know what I did was wrong, but my hand hurts just as much as her face and heart did” Said a clearly apologetic Chris Brown during an interview.

Chris Brown finally spoke up about his fight with Rihanna, and the world was shocked to see just how remorseful the light skin killer really was.

“Everybody worried about her face, but nobody ever stopped to ask me how my hand felt. F*cked up”

Chris Brown says his hand is okay now, because you don’t feel much once you snort 3 lines of cocaine.

New York Man Shot by Baby Mama for Trading Baby for Timberlands

“Deadass the stupidest thing he’s ever done, but I understand, because he’s my guy.”

Said the mother of 3 year old Trinisha about her husband hours after shooting him in the stomach.

A New York father was shot by his child’s mother after he traded their 3 year old daughter for money to buy a pair of Timberlands to a family that couldn’t conceive children.

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Tmz Uses Picture of Beanie Sigel to Announce WorldstarHipHop Founders Death

“Loved him in State property”

Said one TMZ employee about WorldstarHipHop founder after mistaking him for rapper/actor Beanie Sigel.

Popular celebrity news site TMZ used a picture of rapper Beanie Sigel when announcing the death of WorldstarHipHop founder Q Lee O’Denat.

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